Some people have stated, wrongly, that Stuff Black People Don't Like has jumped the shark. What they fail to realize is that we are nearing the 100,000th unique visitor in just over two months(!) of being online and that we are just getting started helping educate the world on things, topics and subjects that Black people don't like.
This websites popularity is growing at a rapid pace, but not as rapid as the aura around the infamous moniker that Pensacola, Florida has found, for a prominent section of one of its majestic beaches, is labeled: Chicken Bone Beach.
Black people and their love of food and yet their displeasure of running out of fried chicken has been discussed at length here, but never has the fusion of those two differing topics occurred, as they do every Sunday in Pensacola.
You see, on Sunday's in Pensacola, Black people congregate on one portion of the beautiful shoreline in that city and devour chicken and the numerous amenities that go with the fried delicacy.
The name, Chicken Bone Beach, is derived from the practice of Pensacola's Black peoples inability to pick up their chicken, but instead leave the bones spread around the sand in a most ignominious tomb.
Chicken Bone Peach has long been a deemed a pariah event in Pensacola, but only because of the unfortunate decision by Black people to fail to invite white people to the event.
And by the unfortunate decision to leave chicken bones behind, upon the barren shores of the beach to dwell unattended and alone. You see, it was white people who happened upon a random section of the beach after Black people had departed from an afternoon of fried chicken and fun, and found the remnants of the fowl-induced celebration.
These white people joked among themselves, "it must be chicken bone beach!" Thus was born the legend of Chicken Bone Beach, the place where Black people party on Sunday in Pensacola:
"Some people come to our beach every year from Mobile and just trash the place. They gather at the parking lot at the entrance of Ft. Pickens road and eat a lot of fried chicken and leave the bones everywhere. That is why it has become known as "Chicken Bone Beach." The folks that come on Memorial Day gather way down the beach near Opal Beach and that is knows as "Their Beach."
Stuff Black People Don't Like includes chicken bone beach, because it was Black people's great hope that no one else would know of their favorite place to consume food on Sundays in Pensacola. However, the bones never lie. And leaving them behind after the party, and failing to clean up after their sabbath snack, means that that segment of the beach would forever be branded Chicken Bone Beach by the evil racist white people who were not invited.
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