#124. Sharing Kim Kardashian

Black people have much to look forward to in their lives, as they enter the Post-Obama world in the United States of America.

If, they are able to utilize their skills and excel in basketball, football or another sport, then they are able to enter the world of hero status and will be "hero" worshiped by millions upon millions of white fans across the country (all Black people are "hero" worshiped by disingenuous white liberals, regardless of their ability to play kids games).

If they are able to combine words that rhyme and do this at an accelerated rate, then they will become a rapper and engender themselves to millions upon millions of white "rap" fans, and like Black people who make it in professional sports (or even college sports), they will be well paid and have access to something that all Black men desire: white women. (Black people who are not rappers or sports stars have another route to get this highly desirable resource into the Black community, rape:

"In the United States in 2005, 37,460 white females were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man, while between zero and ten black females were sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.

What this means is that every day in the United States, over one hundred white women are raped or sexually assaulted by a black man."

These statistics relate an important: Black people - Black men - like white women. However, not all Black people can be rappers or sports stars, so the availability of white women for the majority of Black people is more difficult to acquire.

With that said, having a white woman on your arm as a Black person is sign you have it in this world. Tiger Woods, Kobe Bryant, Seal and countless other Black people have white women as wives.

However, there is one female who has yet to completely sign her heart to one Black person and that is the callipygous Kim Kardashian, a white woman who is famous for, well, wikipedia tell us:

"... an American celebutante, socialite, model, actress and businesswoman... O.J. Simpson is Kardashian's godfather."

Perhaps not much else is needed to say at this point, but to reiterate that O.J Simpson is Kardashian's godfather. Kardashian is one of those highly sought after white girls, that Black "heroes" go for, as she has been married to Black producer Damon Thomas, dated and made a sex tape with Ray J; and then started a romantic relationship with sometimes National Football League player Reggie Bush. Sadly, that relationship has come to a close, as Kardashian has apparently been romantically linked to Kanye West.

Yes, that Kanye West, the rapper who famously fumbled (more than Bush on the football field) his words furiously at George W. Bush over his lack of compassion for Black people in New Orleans after Katrina. Thankfully, Kardashian has more than made up for the former president's lack of empathy to Black people.

It has been reported that:

“Reggie saw text messages on Kim’s phone from Kanye West and flipped out … they referenced a night they hung out, how much fun he had, how hot Kim was, and more racy things that got Reggie’s imagination running.”

Kardashian is the fodder for celebrity magazines - the new Bible for millions upon millions of white people in America, whose religion is "celebrity" and "hero" worship of celebrity and sports figures - and stories of her infidelity from one Black person to another is just to juicy to miss.

With O.J. Simpson as her Godfather, the man who was acquitted from the horrible murder of Nicole Brown Simpson and a white guy, Kardashian is no doubt learning about the importance of dating a Black athlete -albeit a part-time running back for the Saints - and/or a Black producer/rapper.

However, as we have learned, Stuff Black People Don't Like includes Sharing Kim Kardashian, for the thought have showing off the buxom Kardashian at parties and on the red carpet - or in home made porno tapes - is a thought only one Black guy can have at a time.